December 2009
Why Tool fans shouldnt have kids.
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This is for JP. Enjoy.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless...
I concur
Q: What is christianity? A: It is the belief that a two- thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland. [ If you...
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Lately i have been into R&B. I guess i can...
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Old memories, Old loves
Finals are pretty much over, and i honestly could not have gotten through it all without this album. Been a while since i heard it and played one song and slowly let it play the rest and i realized how amazing it really is. Studying all night didnt seem so bad. Maybe becuase i had a sixer of pabst to help me out. Either way this is definetly going on my iphone and get much needed playing time.